Saturday, August 13, 2011

So this new family moved into the neighborhood...?

A couple days ago, me and a few of my close friends were going to a meeting down here in Alabama. And the day we got back, we saw some moving trucks, so the christ fearing person within me told me to bake them something. So we go to the door, have some brownies in our hand, ready to meat some lovely Christians like ourselves, and when we ring the door, we see a man. Not just any man, but a ***** male. He was wearing his cap backwards, had a glock to the side of his pants, and was saying profane things in front of my children. What should i do? I'm already bringing this up at the next meeting we have, but i'm wondering about any friendly suggestions from this community. Would lynching work, or is that too 19th century? Do burning crosses still have the same impact as the had a few hundred years ago? I really need answers soon, because i don't want someone of his kind tainting our loving community.

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